Prophets and Fortune Tellers

Our Prophets

Zeke the Great (specializing in apocalyptic predictions and questionable life advice)
Old Man Weatherby (predicting the exact date of your next haircut)
Young Gina the Unknown (telling you exactly where you left your keys)

Our Fortune Tellers

Old Miss Klutzy (reading tarot, palms, and questionable horoscopes)
The Illuminator (predicting your future using only LED lights and a calculator)

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